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The Daily Jungolia 12 Oct

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Accidents Section -A rat kills his family and ends his life. Butterball rato collapsed and slaughtered his wife and 623128 kids and hung himself. It is said that Butterball has been facing financial problems during the past few month which may have led to this. The accident took place beside the old gutter and lasted for 2 weeks. -Feel Safe North Cost ! Yesterday, the FDI finally cought Jim the tiger after 4 years of chase.Jim has been accused of several crims including stealing under the gun point and fornication. Jobs -BodyGuard. A strong and educated bodyguard is required for 2 month.The bodyguard will accompany the Gazalo group during their yearly migration. Carnivoras are not welcomed. -Personal trainers. A tailess lizard looking for a personal trainer until grows back the lost tail. Pearsonals -40 years,blond 1500 pounds vergin female lion,looking for a loving husband to take care of her and her childrens. Sports -Wrestler "Elephantoman" suspended. A decision was taken