The Irony of being alive

FF Strikes hard FF commonly known as Fishy Flu strikes Turop hard.yesterday it was counted that 30 % of all population in Turop suffer from the diseas.The doctors commented "it was going to happen sooner or later,3rd world countries always wash up their animals with water instead of dry cleaning which eventualy led to fish catching the common swine flu". The new drug that has proven its success has small side effects including Constipation,diarias,throwing up,anal leakage,tears runny nose and sudden death. Asbook.com announces the use of "face blocking" technology. Asbook company announces that it will launch it's new "face blocking" service by mid of next month.Asbook's head of marketing: "The service will garantee that no one will be able to upload his face picture on the site instead of the butt picture,which what the site is dedicated for". MASA confirms that the earth is flat. MASA confirms that we were all miss led by "Aristotl