The Irony of being alive

Nokta Seamen & Appie Ps:Nokta = Joke in arabic language In a strategic move by "Nokta Seamen" to face their powerful competitor "Alcoten-Lotent" ,the company contracted with Appie to have Appie new UPhone execlusively for Nokta Seamen's operated GSM networks. On asking Mr.Smith Gran the executive dierctor of Notka. US: What do you expect from your recent move to have UPhone as a partner ? Smith: We expect nothing less that reaching our target market share of 2.3%. US: What is the company current market share! Smith:It is 26.8%. US: So , you are looking to decrease your market share? Smith: Strangely YES, according to the recent business researchs, less market share lowers the cost but on the other hand we will be like an "Execlusive club" where we can raise the prices as much as we want. US: But won't your deal with Appie increase your market share instead? Smith: On the contorary,Uphone is one of the worst cell-phones ever, also the deal goes

Turtles start the new class. The turtle "Mick Mhoey" class starts 1 week from today and lasts for 1 month.The class titled "Art of simple seduction" has recieved greate reviews in the "The jungle classes" news paper.Mick Mhoey added:Lesson one is "Convincing Spell/Guy -Guy under the spell- " , Lesson two " Getting to second base?".So you can imagin the success the class can offer the attendies. The Jungolian news After 3 month of preparation and collecting frogs.the jungolian arm is now going on training mode.The head of the Army commented:"Although we are not in war,it is always required to be up to date when it comes to our national security.Adding the new Flying marins department will sure en-force our army". Hell breaks loose in peaceful Jangolia. Yesterday a fight started between the Dogs and Lions.The fight began with the conversation between the Lions' king and the Snow dog,when the king accused the dog of pausing a