News from the parrallel universe 13-Oct

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FF Strikes hard
FF commonly known as Fishy Flu strikes Turop hard.yesterday it was counted that 30 % of all population in Turop suffer from the diseas.The doctors commented "it was going to happen sooner or later,3rd world countries always wash up their animals with water instead of dry cleaning which eventualy led to fish catching the common swine flu".
The new drug that has proven its success has small side effects including Constipation,diarias,throwing up,anal leakage,tears runny nose and sudden death.

Asbook.com announces the use of "face blocking" technology.
Asbook company announces that it will launch it's new "face blocking" service by mid of next month.Asbook's head of marketing: "The service will garantee that no one will be able to upload his face picture on the site instead of the butt picture,which what the site is dedicated for".

MASA confirms that the earth is flat.

MASA confirms that we were all miss led by "Aristotle" assumption back 2500 BC that the earth is sperical.The fact that Aristotle had a very convincing personality affected the decision of all the scitest who were trying to prove him wrong."Jhon Doo" -MASA earthomology expert- replied to one question with:"The fact that you can not see beyond a certain limit does not mean that the earth is round,it simply means you are short sighted".
In another argument from Aristotle's theory supporter a question was:"If the earth was flat, then why did't anyone reach it's edge until now".Smitt Mattoto -MASA Partimer gamtology- replied: "There have been many MASA experts who have reached this edge,however all of them have fallen.Which leads us to the concolusion that the earth's edge is slippery".

Itube.com starts making money
After 10 years of fincancial difficulties, Itube started making money,and exactly 14 cents last year after changing the user interface.This proved that the fact that Itube only hosts videos of the website owner was not the problem as most people mistaken.

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