Subjecting Reality…

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Hey again, I wanted to criticize so many things using comparisons as usual.
There is still the fact that I am no different than other people, and I still keep the below as just thoughts that I never act upon.

Job: You will work to get paid.
Wife:You will pay to suffer.

Job:When you get an offer from another employer, you can talk about it ,and get a pay raise.
Wife:When you get another offer, you will have to hide it.

Job:You can always share your opinion, and sometimes it matters.
Wife:You MUST share your mind, and it will never make a difference.

Have a religion: You can break the rules, and have a chance for forgiveness. You get a chance to go to heaven , if you believe in it.
Faithless: You will get punished if you break your country's rules, and you get punished at death if you where wrong.

Stay honest:You are always blamed for speaking the truth, even if you have the fact to back it.
Lie:You get a fair chance for career development.


Food Cycle: plants->mammals->carnivores->human->death->soil->parasites
Development cycles: Developers are eaten up by Testers,team leaders,support,project manager and line managers.That is it, when there are no more Developers , we just hire new ones.

Alcoholic: Drink until starts seeing stuff falling down.
Terrorist: Works on making the alcoholic dreams come true.

Wife's cooked meal: Usualy taste funny, sometimes lethal, and can't say a word about it.
Food poisoning:You can complain, sue , have a fighting chance, and probably will not happen to you again.

Getting Carpets:Paying to cover the floors , then paying to clean the cover.
Getting shower curtins: are you able to use the toilets when someone in the shower ? Or do you figure out they keep the floor dry ?

Yalla Yalla, write you again soon

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