The daily Jangolia 16-Oct

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Turtles start the new class.
The turtle "Mick Mhoey" class starts 1 week from today and lasts for 1 month.The class titled "Art of simple seduction" has recieved greate reviews in the "The jungle classes" news paper.Mick Mhoey added:Lesson one is "Convincing Spell/Guy -Guy under the spell- " , Lesson two " Getting to second base?".So you can imagin the success the class can offer the attendies.




The Jungolian news
After 3 month of preparation and collecting frogs.the jungolian arm is now going on training mode.The head of the Army commented:"Although we are not in war,it is always required to be up to date when it comes to our national security.Adding the new Flying marins department will sure en-force our army".



Hell breaks loose in peaceful Jangolia.

Yesterday a fight started between the Dogs and Lions.The fight began with the conversation between the Lions' king and the Snow dog,when the king accused the dog of pausing as the Lions' king and trying to steal the jungle attention away from the new born baby "Timba".The dog refused the accusation until the above photo was shown to prove the king's argument.The dog replied to the photo "I was looking my girlfriend's airplane, it was supposed to arrive at 8".



"Pretty Kitty" arrested.

The pretty kitty was finaly cought after a chase that went for 10 days.

Pretty kitty is held for indecent exposure.Making this its third strike.The kitty was found once before completely naked in a litter box and once after hitting on a computer mouse.Its latest strike was when they cought it on tape licking itself.

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