News from a parallel universe 15-Oct

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MaCDucks decides to take it to court
MackDucks has decided yesterday to take the recent case to court instead of paying settlment money to Miss Bigasston.The story started when Bigasston sued MackDucks asking for 21 million dollors as a setllement for getting fat from eating burgers at their restaurant.Although the company has confessed that it's food might be the reason for weight gain,it has also refused to sellte on the count that it does not take 21 million dollors to get Bigasston back in shape.
"Deed for Speed" the Game
Soky has announced the release of its new "Deed for speed" game on pez5 only.The game displays the story of a man with a very bad car and his life dream of getting a speeding ticket which he gets at the end of the game with the help of several friends including a police officer (Spoiller alert) who just gave up at the end and gave the guy the speeding ticket as a gift.The fact that pez5 game console costs 1000$ and plays black/white games only did not stop the kids from annoying the hell out of their parents for buying it.The release of "Deed for Speed" on pez5 only will for sure give an advantage to this game concole specially that there are only 4 games released so far.
An Interview with an Earth scientist.
US:What is meant by earth scientest, is it related to global warming?
Joe:It does not mean that we study earth, it means that we got so broke that we live on the floor.Earth scientists are usually those who the governement rejected their reports.
US:What was the last report you worked on ?
Joe:It was "Cigarettes, the legal hash". it is a simple statistics on how many countries Cigarettes is legal while hash is not, while both have a destructive effect on humans.
US:So why do you think that Cigarettes are allowed while hash is not ?
Joe:Simply because governements gets a lot tax money from cigarettes.
US:Did you suggest any solution for this?
Joe:....
US:....Joe,Mr.Joe .... !! ??
-Sorry, The interview has ended here as Mr. Joe was sent to the hospital suffering from a sudden amnesia caused by getting hit by a blue/white car.

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