The Irony of being alive

Warning: I can not be held responsible to your actions after you read this….warning may damage your health. We all know the story, and fears some of face imagined during our childhood of a scary real monster under our beds .. Then time passes by, we realization reality, and we lose this belief and we think we are now all grown ups. Are we really ?? This idea is hunting us all the time, there is no way out guys. A Child: A monster under my bed , or hiding in the closet. Mom/Dad reassure him, problem solved. A Teenager: Now he is worried about which collage he is going to join. No one to help him out. A Single Adult: The monster gains the ability to reform himself.. Can come in several forms as the job monster, the age monster, the die alone monster.. An Adult in a relationship: Similar to a single adult , but the boss of all monsters, the Marriage monster is now taking the lead. A Married adult: The marriage monster transforms to the children monsters + death monster. And sometimes the

Hey again, I wanted to criticize so many things using comparisons as usual. There is still the fact that I am no different than other people, and I still keep the below as just thoughts that I never act upon. Job: You will work to get paid. Wife:You will pay to suffer. Job:When you get an offer from another employer, you can talk about it ,and get a pay raise. Wife:When you get another offer, you will have to hide it. Job:You can always share your opinion, and sometimes it matters. Wife:You MUST share your mind, and it will never make a difference. Have a religion: You can break the rules, and have a chance for forgiveness. You get a chance to go to heaven , if you believe in it. Faithless: You will get punished if you break your country's rules, and you get punished at death if you where wrong. Stay honest:You are always blamed for speaking the truth, even if you have the fact to back it. Lie:You get a fair chance for career development. Food Cycle: plants->mammals->carnivor

I am talking about age 25-30 years. Let me start by saying , this is my opinion and not facts. We are a generation of men and women , who were raised on fast food and sitcoms.. need more to say ? Okay, there are few people was raised in a different way, but if you are reading this article and age between 25 and 30, chances are you are one of us. I will not start by saying it is conspiracy, but let me tell you some stuff you already know. Among our generation, the famous rich people we know are ones who got there by creating facebook,themilliondollarpage, and torrent sites,by acting ,singing or playing a sport. The average BMI (body mass index) is above 30 , and I pet 80% of internet users have searches a get rich quick ideas or work from home. We hold on to our dreams of becoming rich, that one day, just maybe, you will get the luck to win the lottary at your bank,or you will get an amazing idea that will get you there.May happen, but did you actually try to think about an amazing idea

Part 1:Random thoughts about women and love. Terrorist Vs A Normal Girlfriend A Girlfriend:Will slowly torture you,drain your energy,tries to end your life,and if you survived she will talk you into insanity where you will kill yourself. Terrorist:Will end your life once, and you might even survive it. Terrorist : 1 GF:0 Terrorist:Have a higher purpose of performing his act. A Girlfriend:Will do it for the fun of it. Terrorist : 2 GF:0 Terrorist:You get defended by the whole world. A Girlfriend:You have to defend yourself alone. Terrorist : 3 GF:0 Terrorist:You may meet once in your life,normally you may never meet. A Girlfriend:You will meet all the time,and you can't get away from her. Terrorist : 4 GF:0 A Girlfriend:You may have a nice conversation with,and also you can have irritating ones. Terrorist:You two understand each others without saying a word. Terrorist : 5 GF:0 A Terrorist : Will get punished, may share your death. A Girlfriend: Will always get away with it. Terrori