The Irony of being alive

Hey again, I wanted to criticize so many things using comparisons as usual. There is still the fact that I am no different than other people, and I still keep the below as just thoughts that I never act upon. Job: You will work to get paid. Wife:You will pay to suffer. Job:When you get an offer from another employer, you can talk about it ,and get a pay raise. Wife:When you get another offer, you will have to hide it. Job:You can always share your opinion, and sometimes it matters. Wife:You MUST share your mind, and it will never make a difference. Have a religion: You can break the rules, and have a chance for forgiveness. You get a chance to go to heaven , if you believe in it. Faithless: You will get punished if you break your country's rules, and you get punished at death if you where wrong. Stay honest:You are always blamed for speaking the truth, even if you have the fact to back it. Lie:You get a fair chance for career development. Food Cycle: plants->mammals->carnivor...

I am talking about age 25-30 years. Let me start by saying , this is my opinion and not facts. We are a generation of men and women , who were raised on fast food and sitcoms.. need more to say ? Okay, there are few people was raised in a different way, but if you are reading this article and age between 25 and 30, chances are you are one of us. I will not start by saying it is conspiracy, but let me tell you some stuff you already know. Among our generation, the famous rich people we know are ones who got there by creating facebook,themilliondollarpage, and torrent sites,by acting ,singing or playing a sport. The average BMI (body mass index) is above 30 , and I pet 80% of internet users have searches a get rich quick ideas or work from home. We hold on to our dreams of becoming rich, that one day, just maybe, you will get the luck to win the lottary at your bank,or you will get an amazing idea that will get you there.May happen, but did you actually try to think about an amazing idea...

Part 1:Random thoughts about women and love. Terrorist Vs A Normal Girlfriend A Girlfriend:Will slowly torture you,drain your energy,tries to end your life,and if you survived she will talk you into insanity where you will kill yourself. Terrorist:Will end your life once, and you might even survive it. Terrorist : 1 GF:0 Terrorist:Have a higher purpose of performing his act. A Girlfriend:Will do it for the fun of it. Terrorist : 2 GF:0 Terrorist:You get defended by the whole world. A Girlfriend:You have to defend yourself alone. Terrorist : 3 GF:0 Terrorist:You may meet once in your life,normally you may never meet. A Girlfriend:You will meet all the time,and you can't get away from her. Terrorist : 4 GF:0 A Girlfriend:You may have a nice conversation with,and also you can have irritating ones. Terrorist:You two understand each others without saying a word. Terrorist : 5 GF:0 A Terrorist : Will get punished, may share your death. A Girlfriend: Will always get away with it. Terrori...

Iraca border is secured The Iraca's army has announced today that its north border is now secured after building the G-fence has been completed.The fence was built by the ORATCOM construction.The fence took 5000 man hours and used the latest technology in the field of constructions and Bio-killing technologies. The Iraca's army spoke commented: "As you can see,The fence was built out of wood that was planted directly into the hard rocks of the desert.As you know wood does not get rusty , you can not melt it with fire,and it has also facilitated electricuting the fence since it is an isolating material.We have also made a 2 meter hole just after the fence, so anyone who can get through it will meet his death." On a related news , the TSA army has decided to start its attack on Iraca from the North border. Amazoz.com releases its Kandle. Amazoz has released Kandle yesterday,which is said to be the top technology in book industry.Kandle -Called the wireless is a new devi...

Here we will mention top 5 of all time for some subjects. Top 5 most wanted jobs 5) Actor 4) Singer 3) House-wife (applies to men and women) 2) Junky 1) Porn star Top 5 most chearful disease situations 5)A vampire blood bank receptionist. 4)Werewolf farm keeper. 3)Polititian with Trourette syndrome 2)A surgent with parkinson disease. 1)Rapest with an erectile disfunction. Top 5 most hated people 5)Satan 4)Loyer 3)Dentist 2)Wife 1)Mother in law

Nokta Seamen & Appie Ps:Nokta = Joke in arabic language In a strategic move by "Nokta Seamen" to face their powerful competitor "Alcoten-Lotent" ,the company contracted with Appie to have Appie new UPhone execlusively for Nokta Seamen's operated GSM networks. On asking Mr.Smith Gran the executive dierctor of Notka. US: What do you expect from your recent move to have UPhone as a partner ? Smith: We expect nothing less that reaching our target market share of 2.3%. US: What is the company current market share! Smith:It is 26.8%. US: So , you are looking to decrease your market share? Smith: Strangely YES, according to the recent business researchs, less market share lowers the cost but on the other hand we will be like an "Execlusive club" where we can raise the prices as much as we want. US: But won't your deal with Appie increase your market share instead? Smith: On the contorary,Uphone is one of the worst cell-phones ever, also the deal goes...